WHY WHY THO why ghhjhghfgdfs why???? Why would you write a Kinga moment int a fic jhghfgdsefghj no

WTF

Okay, I didn’t know who/what Kinga was, so I went to Youtube and… I.  What.  What.  Do I even want to know what was going through her mind, I… No.  No, I don’t, do I. oAo

But yeah.  Surely people know a little about how alcohol’s made and have heard of yeast infections and have the sense to put the two together and not put yeasty things in their vag, but apparently not.

DDDDDDDDDDDD:

Yup.

Champagne bottle.

Didn’t even rinse it or anything.

To every author who already has or has thought about incorporating empty alcohol bottles into your smut:

Y’know what ferments the alcohol?

Yeast.

THOSE BOTTLES SHOULD BE NOWHERE NEAR ANYONE’S VAGINA.

Sincerely, Rae 

who would like to be able to enjoy some SuJu femslash without imagining Sungmin with a yeast infection, thanks

binkshapiro:

whosromeo:

girls are attracted to assholes because in elementary school girls were told “if he’s mean to you that means he likes you”

the da vinci code has been cracked